Hey everyone, a while ago I posted a fairy-tale spanking rhyme, (see here)
Unfortunately I did not get any responses to my witty take on alladin, hopefully this one will get more of a reaction:
Once upon a time, night after night, a princess complained of how badly she slept.
Her father, the king, when he found out why, spanked her till the little girl wept.
Under her mattress he’d found, just one single pea.
The princess thus learned, over her daddy’s knee
and with her bottom bright red:
She was not allowed to eat in her bed.